I pulled my back reading poetry...
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Away Message of the Day
"I don't remember... I banged everyone back then. The director, my teacher, Peppermint Patty every afternoon in my trailer, bondage with Lucy every weekend, Snoopy when I was on my meth binge for money, little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cliff. Shit I even had Linus and Rerun dress up as aliens and bang Marcy while I filmed. Good grief! I was in bad shape."
-Charlie Brown
Courtesy of E! True Hollywood Story: What the F*ck Happened to You, Charlie Brown?
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Away Message of the Day
"Studies now show that Arnold Schwarzenegger was actually impregnated for his role in the Blockbuster hit Junior. It seems the whole "The Boys from Brazil" story is not so much fiction after all, as it was found that the DNA of Arnold's aborted fetus, which he called a "prop", did in fact match that of Adolf Hitler's. Stay tuned for more details."
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
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