Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Away Message of the Day!

I am so happy right now! Why? Because if you haven't heard yet, The Munchkins from the classic movie, The Wizard of Oz, have gotten their own star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood! Let me say that again, all Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz got one star. Does anyone find this funny as hell? I am looking way too into this but I find the concept of generalizing all "munchkins", a.k.a. dolled up midgets, fucking great. I am picturing the hire-ups in Hollywood contemplating this :
"Fine, ya know what, fuck 'em. If you smush enough of them together they
kind of make a person, right? We'll give 'em all one star. Just one for those little bastards. None of those things are still alive right? ...What? Seven are?!!! Fuck it, that might equal a 6'4" 230lb Hollywood star, right? We'll give it to them on one condition: They must wear their old costumes, hold big old lolly pops, and do a little tap dance for us! Diane, call 'em up!"

Please enjoy the link below. Just click on the video: Munchkins get a star.


http://abcnews.go.com/search?searchtext=munchkins&type





Friday, November 2, 2007

Donzi Answers Clever Question #3

Q: Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


Donzi Answer: The same person who used to give you a swirly in High School, made you drink your own piss in college, and left you with weekend work in the corporate world.