Help Me Out

My Mom could kick your ass; plain and simple. Stories of her pulling large black men out of their cars to curse them off because they bumped her car into the middle of an intersection in downtown Newark, NJ ...while she was pregnant... are true. Big Donna (yes that's really her name, minus the Big) was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis back in 2005. The funny thing is, she can still kick anyone's ass. She just kicked mine like 20 minutes ago. Anywho, every year they do these MS Walks, which we partake in. The National MS Society expects all participants to raise money that goes to research, so we can end this shitty disease which right now has no cure. Last year, my family sucked at raising money. This year I am trying to change that. I sent out an email to just about everyone that reads this worthless blog, but if you didn't get that email, check out this link:

http://main.nationalmssociety.org/site/TR?px=2382367&pg=personal&fr_id=1791&et=A9rk7nai8LEGHUry2gonGg..&s_tafId=2476

I am just looking for tax-deductible donations right now to try and reach my family goal. I understand St. Patty's Day is coming up and I know you all are saving up to kill your livers. Kudos. But maybe, just maybe, you can find it in the goodness of your warm, so warm, hearts to not buy that case of Murphy's, Guinness, and dare I say Killians, and instead donate to Big Donna. I am especially asking all Italians out there to further the "va fanculo" to this Irish holiday and instead help a Guida Elder out.

Nah I am just playing, I will be celebrating along with my Irish friends. We have a lot to thank the Irish for: ummm this holiday, stew, making the Mediterranean folk's dicks look big, and fighting music... yea that's about it. I am going to get punched in the face.

So in conclusion, I will be walking on April 22, 2007 in honor of Big Donna. I ask for your support. If not, I will find out who you are and have my mom beat you with a wooden spoon. Check out the link above please. Thanks youz guyz.

From my mind to yours, Donz.

Post Script:

I am also playing around with Donzi's Basement T-shirt Ideas ...I will have a poll, that probably only two people will be a part of, but whatever, to find the best T-shirt idea. Here are a couple I have been playing with:

http://dyo.customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=fadonz%40gmail.com&F=basement2

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=fadonz%40gmail.com&F=kickdbnavy

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=fadonz%40gmail.com&F=dbblk

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=fadonz%40gmail.com&F=dbbig

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