Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Away Message of the Day
(Tupac + A Lollypop Kid + Bollywood + The Middle East + Passion) = (A pick-me-up for any horrible day)^(One of the best videos I have ever seen)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssMdjvcQe38
Monday, October 22, 2007
Away Message of the Day
Motivational Message #253:
You can run from an angry mob of animals, but you can't hide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCrDgm_H678
Friday, October 19, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Proverbs of the Day
"You can lead the horse to the trough...but you can't pay a midget to wax your car"
-joseph stalin
"A fool sees not the same tree as a blind man does"
-tom sawyer
"A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks those who break into orphanages and steal all the Campbell's Soup and A1 Sauce"
-new indonesian proverb
"A penny for your...shit a penny won't buy you dick!"
-patty mayonnaise
"A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush gets hidden with Grandma in the closet"
-old irish spell
"An uncle who makes advances on the waitress, only to be strangled to death in the men's room, should not have ordered the unlimited salad and bread sticks. Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family."
-the associated press
Monday, October 15, 2007
Away Message of the Day
Margaret Thatcher: "Create a logarithm that maximises the length of a bent B# note on the E string of a Sitar and can also forecast the winner of the Chinese Math Olympia competition "
Thomas Edison: "Listen bitch, I was just hired to clean toilets, but I'd be happy to give you a referral"
George Muresan: "I'll do it!"
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